Microsoft Keyboard

This the Microsoft keyboard, it is quite funny. It has only the Alt, Ctrl and Delete button for restarting a PC. Maybe this keyboard was made just after the Windows 98 launch event when they had a blue screen on launch day. At least the user will have the option to restart the Operating System.

 

Bread Computer

This a bread computer. This is a work of a really great baker. He made a computer entirely from bread. Even the mouse and the keyboard is from bread. It can be seen that even the CD/DVD drive is ejected as a toast bread from the computer. Really great work!

The Ostrich Man

This is the ostrich man. Poor guy, what can he do for money. I think is really hard to do this, to put your head in the ground. Hopefully he won't do his act on concrete too. You know, the peak of insensibility is scaring an ostrich on concrete.

Keyboard

This is a really interresting keyboard, the Windows button is changed, looks like it is a Linux lover's keyboard.

Cat Connection

This is how it's called cat connection. Big love between cats, this is why cats ca be so loving. They have love from everyone of us.

"You Mean Those Boobs Are for ME!!!"

Look at this kid, he is so funny, looks like he sees something interesting. He looks like he is thinking something like "You mean those boobs are for ME!!!"

My Happy Meal

This is really a Happy Meal from McDonald's, at least the McDonald's clown is happy.

To: All Employees, From: Management, Subject: Special High Intensity Training

Please read this Special High Intensity Training mail carefully, you will laugh a lot. You can click on the image to zoom it, it can be read better.

Liquid Panty Remover

Very funny banner, which actually exists, many alcohols have the ability to remove panties, this way we can call them liquid panty removers.

Why Hedgehogs Are Becoming Extinct...

This is why hedgehogs become extinct. They tend to confuse any hairy or spiky object with their partners. Brushes are always confused with hedgehogs like in the image below.

Dog Mating

Dog mating can be with a little more testosterone and with more energy. Please don't tie your male dog to a tree, because he can see a female dog and he can rip the tree from the ground and can also wreck you fence too.

 

Hedgehog Mating

The hedgehog mating it is very funny. Poor male hedgehog, please don't forget the medical kit.

The Talk Show

Look at this talk show, it is very funny. Please click on the picture or download it, becuse it is an animated *.gif image. Santa is cheating on Mrs. Claus.

 

Canon Rock Played by Funtwo

Please take yout time and listen to this guy, he is one of the best guitar players I have erver heard. I woulder if he was at X Factor or on other Got Talent show, he would win every show he will attend. Congratulations to him, he is really good at waht he does. Just keep up the good work.

Hairy Harry

This guy looks interesting, looks like he has a lot of testosterone. With this amount of hair, he could be a very attractive man in the '70s, but nowadays he just need to spend a lot of money at cosmetic salons, because these days even males wax themselves. The cosmetic salon should cancel all appointments when this guy make an appointment, it can take a day to wax him.

The Man with 12 Fingers

Look at this guy, it is so interesting, he has 12 fingers. Some of us can have less or more fingers. Persons whit more fingers have a genetic anomaly called polydactyly. This is actually an advantage and it is associated to superhuman beings. Actually a man with 12 fingers can have bigger dexterity and can do manual work better than a man with 10 fingers. The only issue is that people are not used to this, because it's not very common.

Look What Happens If You Drink Too Much

When youngsters discover alcohol, it seams like a great thing. Everything should be consumed moderately. Looks what happens if a person drinks too much. What goes in, must go out. Please keep in mind do not drink too much, this can be the result of consuming too much alcohol.

Strong Woman

This woman is really strong, every man should envy her. How much work stays behind this? I thin really few man can achieve this amount of muscle, not to talk about women. Keep up the good work!

Motorcycle with One Wheel

This is the one wheeled motorcycle. Unfortunately is not a mono cycle, it is a motorcycle which unfortunately lost his first wheel. Poor rider, we hope he did not hurt himself too much. Please do not try this at home. Unlearn.

Lady Motorcycle

Look at this bike, look at this beauty! It looks like riding that back of a lady. It is very well done, very fine work. Congratulations to the bike builders! This is a bike, every man would like to have, every man would like to ride. Very nice!

Athletic Granny

We are complaining that out back hurts or our feet or hands hurt. Look at this granny, she should be an example for everyone of us. Looks like she was a gymnast when she was younger, or what? She can stretch more than a teenager. When you see pictures like this, you just start thinking how much work you have to do and not complaining about your problems.

Cloud Bear

This image is real, it is very interring how clouds can form different shapes, in this case a bear. It is quite rare, funny and cute. What other shapes clouds could form?

The Worst Way to "Take the Bull by the Horns"

Matadors are very popular in Spain. They wave a red blanket in front of the bull (even though a the bull is color blind) and they try to avoid being hurt. They don't have the easiest job, they can gain a lot of adrenaline while doing their job, but the the danger is at the corner. You will never know what will hit you. This matador made the worst way to "take the bull by the horns". Please do not do try at home. Unlearn.

6 Bulls & 1 Man

In Spain it is a big tradition of running from bulls. The men will show their bravery by running in front of the bulls, but 6 bulls can be a little too much for a single person, so some times it it better to be safe than sorry. We hope this guy it's still OK, and did not hurt himself. Please do not try this at home. Unlearn.

Look at This Picture For 30 Seconds...

I recomend you to download the image or to maximize the image somehow (you can do it just by clicking on the image). It's really important to stick your face close to the monitor for 30 seconds and after that look what happens...

P.S.: Don't whach this picture if you are a cardiac or have some heart problems! Watch this picture on your own responsability!

The Best Way for Cooling Noodles

The Japanese think of everything. How to cool noodles during the lunch. There is no need to cool them before lunch, they are cooled during somebody eats them with that ventilator mounted on those eating sticks. Try this! You can save a lot of time. You don't have to cool the food you eat, you can eat it hot, because the ventilator cools it down.

 

2 Heads

This cute little girl has two heads. For real they are Siamese twins. They are always together. It's hard to find for them clothes, they can wear only custom made clothes. It's good for them that they can speak a lot with each other, and better they are not mad at each other, because there is no way to separate them, the science haven't evolved that much yet.

 

4 Legs

I can say that this girl is really cute. She has four legs and she's getting married too. I think there is no problem with her, but she cannot really wear trousers, only special ones, she can wear mostly skirts, thanks God she's a girl. But the worst thing is she has to by all the time two pear of shoes and sometimes shoes are really expensive.

 

Ghost in Forest

This is not fake. Some Japan tourist went in a hounted forest and they took some pictures. They haven't observed a thing, but after they have developed the photos on one of them they saw a strange person, that wasn't their friend, she wasn't with them, they saw a ghost...

The Best Ghost Picture Ever

I recomend you to download the image or to maximize the image somehow (you can do it just by clicking on the image) and to follow the instructions below.

Instructions:
There is ghost in the house. A girl in this house died and her friends observed something strange in the house, so the have mounted a camera in the room. First nothing happend, but after that har ghost just appeared. Stick your face as close to the monitor as you can and stare to the image. You will be able to see the ghost.

P.S.: Don't whach this picture if you are a cardiac or have some heart problems! Watch this picture on your own responsability!

Ghost in Switched Off TV

A couple took a photo of their baby, while the TV was switched off. This face appeared. The fact that the picture was taken, it's proved by the flash next to the figure. Could be this a ghost? strange things happen in this World. Unexplaned things, aliens, ghost and they could be real...

I Think This Is Too Much for This Donkey

This photo was taken somewere in India. Pour donkey! He can not lift all that boxes. Ths is too much for him. The cart actually lifts up the donkey. I think that guy should take some boxes off the cart. He can not be this this bad to animals.

True Love

As we see this magician at Houdini's grave. Every magician's true love is Houdini. But looks like this one likes him the most.

 

Man on Fire

This is a real man on fire. This is no simulation. Everything is real. This guy can burn to death. As we see he has no problems with the burning. Looks like he has some other problems. Looks like he is used to be burned.

 

How Many Things Can a Motorcycle Carry?...

You taught that motorcycles can carry only one or two persons or a only a few things. This picture shows the contrary. This guy can carry a lot of pails, cans. I wold say that it's more then 100 cans. Have you imagined that a motorcycle can carry this much? Hopefully the police won't observ him, becuse he will get at least a warning for shure.

What Is the Absolute Misdeed?

You can't be this bad! Who tied this fat guy and put that turkey in front of him on the table, has no heart. How can someone do something like this? Don't try this at home! Imagine how does he suffer to see that tasty turkey and do don't be able to reach it or at least taste it. This is the worst way of suffering for a fat guy who is hungry. So son't do something laike this to a fat guy!

Speed Limit For Men & Women

This indicator it's very suggestive. It shows the speed limit for men and women. This indicator indicates that the speed limit for men should be 140 mph and for women only 35 mph. It's very interesting, but you know that this will never happen, because there is no discrimination between gender.

How Crashed Can Be Your Car and Still Functional?

This car is's so crashed it had to be bandaged with tape. As you see it's an Opel. it suffered a lot of crashes and it's still intact. And the funniest part of it that it's still functionable. You can drive it and go to the desired place with it... if the police allows you to do that or to eneter in cities with it... I thing not, but you still can ride this car on fileds and unpopulated places.

How Fat Can a 5 Year Old Be?

This little girl is the fatest kid of the kids her age. Her name is Jessica and she is 5 years old. She weights 230 lbs. Weights more then 5 times the average 5 year old. Poor girl!

A Lot of Men Protect Themselves Without Their Will

A lot men protect their self without their will. Why? Because imagine a girl that won't run away if she sees a guy in an underwear like that. It's old, it's teared and it's weared out. do not mention the fact that has childish cartoon figures on it. This guy should grow up!

This Happens When You Drive Too Fast... You Get Sick...

If you drive to fas, for shure that tour stomach won't resist, so you will get sick and you will throw. And the bad part of it that you will mess your car. You will have to go to a car wash which costs or you will have to clean it your self and it's so fulsome. So be careful, don't drive too fast. "On the roads you have to drive carefully and responsabilly, save the speeding for the track and if you have a "Need For Speed" just go Underground..." (Need For Speed Underground slogan)

Avian Influenza (Bird Flu)

The Avian Influenza or on common name Bird Flu it cause by the H5N1 virus. It infects birds, but if it speds on the humans, then it's lethal, deadly. Luckyly scinetists managed to stop the spreaddig of the virus and in this moment everything is's under control. The picture shows us what the birds feel. The PANIC spreds between the birds. The birds try to avoid infection any way possible. So if one of the birds sneezes (like the yellow bird on the 2nd picture) then the other makes shurethat he won't get the flu from that bird in any way possible, for example the healty (green bird) shoots the unhealthy (yellow bird).

Never Say to the Trombone Section "Please Play That Part Louder"

I recomend you to download the image or to maximize the image somehow (you can do it just by clicking on the image), beacause you have too see al the details. Maestro Kaplin learns the hard way that "Please play that part louder" is a phrase never to be spoken to the trombone section.

Hers and His Parking...

Hers and his parking. Looks like it's a big differece between them... A really big difference. She ruined the whole garage door and all the place. It was necesary to put indicators to stop, to prevent that are other dangers and dangerous curves, that indicates to be very careful when you go close to the place. His garage it's in perfect shape. You know the picture exagerates a little, but it has some truth in it too...

If You Were Bad, Then This Is Santa's Gift...

Every Christmas Santa Claus comes to every house in the World and brings presents for all memebers of the family especially for the kids who were good the passed year. His presents are unique for every memeber of the family depending of how good or how bad was the respective person that year. This is one suggestion of what can Santa give you if you were bad all year...

Before Wrestling...

The wrestling it's one of the toughest sports. You know there is always a body contact between the two wrestlers. Sometimes the wrestlers can get injured and they can have serious accidents. It maybe looks strange, but if not the player, then the coach has to look if all the body parts are intact.

 

Hard Rugby

You know rugby it's a ruff sport, but sometimes the players mix the real balls with some "other balls". This is not good, because it really hurts.

Hard Football

In football sometimes in order to reach to the game's ball sometimes players has to remove some "other balls" that are in theri way. The player who what to reach the ball has no problem, becuse he has to manage it any way possible, but the other has to suffer. Pour player! But this is football, to play hard.

Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."

Headaches

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck" Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2... E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?" Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see... 7-5/8." Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure..." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

The Biggest Ouch: OUCH!

We have to mention that not only football it's a ruff sport, there are other sports you know like bullfighting. This bull must be very mad to pick up that bullfighter like that. This guy I think suffers more then the bull that has swords in his back. But looks this is OK in Spain, this is a normal bullfight.

 

Bigger Ouch!

This should be a fault and if not a red card then at least a yellow card. The player in red hit the other player so hard and in an unwanted place. He better be careful, because we know that after that the player in green suffered a lot.

Ouch!

We know that football it's the World's most popular sport and we know that sometimes it can be ruff. Sometimes foot ballplayers instead of kicking the ball, they kick the other player... or some other fragile body parts of them.