Football Players Sometimes Get Very Close to Each Other

These two football players jumped to the ball and they got too close to each other. I don't know what can we call this act, a fault or what? Did the referee gave a yellow card, a red card or he didn't gave nothing for this?

 

Hello Mom, Surprise!!!

Cute kids! They played with a some paint and they made a little mess, but it can be celaned up. Mom, please don't be very angry on these kids, becuse they are just playing, and remeber, they are just kids.

Computer Flowerpots

If you have a lot of flowers and you don't have enough flowerpots, you can improvise. If in your office the boss changes hardware, you can ask him to give you a few old PCs for flowers. It looks so natural and... modern. (This depends on how modern the PC is.)

A Mouse in it's Own Limousine

What a rich mouse! He has a limousine and he rides with it. It's not a very big limousine, but it's perfect for this mouse.

 

A Cat Playing on a Violin

Man animals are not just smart, but they have musician ear too. This cat can even play on a violin. If you think that's not too much, than imagine that, that very few people can play on a violin...

A Cat with a Very Long Neck

I've seen cats with long necks, but this is too much. And how did the cat stuck it't head in that holes? On the Earth are a lot of strange animals...

 

Hot Mother Nature

What we see here, a hot lady. But I'll tel you, she is not real, she was made by a gardener. She looks so real, but I have to tell you that much parts of her is sand, soil and plants. Guys, sorry for disappointing.

Smart Mice in School

Looks like animals get smarter day-by-day. Mice these day go to school and they can read, write and count. they are not only cute, but they are also smart animals. If you want a pet, I'll tell you, a mouse is the best choice.

Statue Shower

From now on we can see Greek and roman statues in big cities. Of course modern engineers made some changes to these statues so they are more interesting. On the photo below we can see a shower in the middle of a city. It's an interesting shower and looks like people are enjoying it.

 

Fat Car

What do you think about this car? It's an inflated car, or what? This car is truly fat. It looks like a rubber car. This care surly is good in traffic and accidents, because it protects it's passengers. Great discovery! What will come next?

Book Building

Great building! It has so many books painted on it, that it looks like a huge bookshelf. Great idea! On the picture you can't see the difference, and if you don't watch the photo from close enough you will think it's a bookshelf. If you see the building in real life, you will feel like in a giant library.

 

Water Fire

Imagine to se water instead of fire. It's great! Try to explain how was thiese this pictures made. Is it fake ir is it real? But don't forget you see crystalclean water where you shold see fire. Pinch your self, maybe you are dreaming or halucinating. If you don't belive that they are real try to make somilar pictures with a software and I tell you, ypu won't succed. So you can think what you want.

Mousepad Couch

Have you seen a couch like this? This couch was made in a basement by computer maniacs. It's made of over 3000 mousepads. It' s quite expensive, but it worth it, because it looks great. It's not very big and comfortable, but it's couch and you can sit on it. It's a couch made of mousepads.

 

Smart Hedgehog Surfing on the Internet

Do you have a pet? Is is so smart like this hedgehog? This hedgehog can use a PC and he can surf on the internet. Smart pet! It is smart, cute and funny. I would like to have a pet like this.

Tank Ferrari

What we see here is a Ferrari 512 TR with tank "wheels". Thus tank Ferrari was made by man who worked in the marine and he likes fast cars. He had a Ferrari and put the Ferrari together with a tank. You can see what he realized. Sincerely I wouldn't rule a Ferrari like this to make a tank of it, because you know like this the Ferrari won't be even close to it's great speed, but I have to admit it, it looks great.

 

Strange Tree

This tree was cut down in a forest. Noone intented to do this, but it came out this way. It's a pure coincidence. One guy saw the thing and made a picture, and I posted on the net so you can laugh a lot. Even if you whanted you couldn't make such a great "sculpture".

Pony Computer

You can find some good dads too. For example the dad in he picture, that made his little girl's dream true. (It could be every little girl's dream too). He paintred his computer pink and he drew pony on it, even the mouse is custom-maded. He bought his computer to the anual comptuer conference, where was this picture maded. What would you give to have a father like this?

Huge Sandwich

What you see here is a huge sandwich. It's not the world's largest sandwich, but you can feed with it a whole kinder garden. You should know about it that it's 1 meter long and they used over 4 kgs of meat to made it. It's big and looks tasty too.

Huge Couch

What you see is true. This guy whanted maximum confort, so he ordered a king size bed. This bed is more then 10 meters long, and it's weight it's over 1 tone. he had some problems with it, becuse it couldn't fit in it's house. He haven't thought about it. So he has the bed, but he can't sleep on it only outside. Anyways he got in the Guiness record book with the world largest couch ever made.

Dog & Couch

Man, this is a bad dog. Look what he made with this couch. It was brand new, and he ate a few parts of it. But we can't blame him, pour dog, maybe he was hungry. We shold understand his as well. Remeber if you haven't fed youe dog, don't leave him colse to a brand new couch.

Clown Dog

Some of us like to have an unique pet. Everyone tries to do his best to make his pet the prettiest. Some say the pet looks very much like it's owner. This picture shows everything. Might this pet's owner be a clown, or he whats just to show up with his pet. Anyways it looks cool.

Trick ;)

Great trick! Try it!

Shiny Hair

Imagine to have such shiny hair like this lady. Her hair is so shiny like tha hair of horses fed with oat. Probably from the coffee her hair is so shiny. I would say Jacobs Kronung.

I Love my Bike More Then my Girlfriend

There is enough place in the tent for his girlfriend, but he prefers his bike instead. Love is in the air. Yhe guy + the bike = LOVE. This is what I call a real biker.

CV of the Year

This kid will go far… This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! 

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Car Tuning

Everyone knows Dacia cars. (Dacia derived from Renault.) It's an old model, but it is tuned up. It looks like a Toyota. :)))) 

Sausages

What you see is real. You are not hallucinating. A plumper made an original support for frying sausages. This way is easier to fry sausages because you don't have to hold a stick, what is pinned in a sausage, over the grill. The support stays fixed on the grill. You just have to pin a sausage on a specific part on the support. If you know to welt, you can try this at home.

Advanced Math

Peter has is tested. He has to expand a simple binom. As we see he doesn't know Newton's binomial formula, so he "expands" the binom in a very original way...

If the Mother Doesn't Have Enough Milk...

In the first picture you can see the little Asian kid looking at the statue, looking and looking... On the second picture we can see he wants to drink milk. Maybe his mother doesn't have enough milk or maybe he wasn't fed this morning. :)

 

Usual Beach in Russia

In Russia it is nothing new to see a submarine on the horizont. :) As you see people are on the beach an they are swimming and having fun as nothing happend.

Word for Blondes

Easier Word then this it cannot be. It is specially designed for blondes. You just have to know the alphabet and to know how to hold a pencil. That's not too difficult, you just need to pass 1st class. Good luck blondes!

Intel Inside

Everyone knows the Intel brand. It's a well known computer brand. It's very good in building CPUs. They put the accent on the inside of the PC's, but they don't care about the outside. Anyway the picture is funny.

Print Screen

There are more ways to make a Print Screen. You can use the Print Screen button, but if you press it, nothing happens. So if you want to make a Print Screen maybe it's easier to put the monitor on a xerox machine and print the screen. (For those how don't know how to use the Print Screen button I will tell shortly how it works. If you press the Print Screen button, the image of the screen will remain in the memory of your PC. To see the print you have to open an image editor and go Edit -> Paste. Now you will see the image of the screen. Now you can save it in like an image (*.bmp, *.jpg) or you can print it. My advice is don't try what you see on the photo at home!)

 

Submarine-bus

Great submarine-bus. a bus like this you can see in Steven Spielberg films only. But it would be great to travel with a bus like this under the ocean.

 

Excel for Blondes

Excel for blondes should be simple. The text should be written as it heard to be easier to read (if the blonde girl can read). And the menu should be special with things like File nails and View hairstyles. In rest the picture talks for itself. See it yourself!

Paint Dress

Wouldn't be great to have a paint dress. Ladies you can try this at home (nobody stops you), but hard to imagine that you will succeed. My advice is don't try it with oil paint, because it's hard to get it off (unless you don't want to be in the same dress forever), but you can try it with another type of paint.

 

Don't Leave your Baby in the Backseat!

Pour puppy! He is the 2 fast 2 fourious car. The car goes so fast that the puppy sank in the hole of the backseat. Remember: don't leave your baby in the backseat!

2 Fast 2 Fouriuos

This is what I call a fast car. The car is almost with two lengths of it's length before the image of itself that reflects in the rainwater from the street. Wow! Faster then lightspeed.

Cat Woman

Cat woman with babies. She is very hot. The picture is great.

Skirt

Such a big skirt. You can barely see the man inside of it. I mean you can see only one hand and one leg. Where are the other bodyparts?

Feed the Kids with Milk

This lady feeds her kids with milk. All the kids are waiting for milk, like she had six nipples, but she has only two, so one of the kids have to wait. Any mother knows that to have a kid it's hard, so imagine to have triple twins or more... Poor lady!

 

Baby and Mom

Imagine a mom with animal instincts. So great! Like a wolf that brings it's kid in it's mauth.

Mix

It's great to mix. Some of the DJs mix even in the kitchen. But remember do not mix up the kitchen range with the turntable, because you can burn your fingers.

 

Bath

What a great bathtub. Looks like the bathtub is the lady's body, but for real you can not see the bathtub because of the lady's arms. ;)